Terms and Conditions
Read this stuff if you’re not asleep, or if you’re trying to sue me 👀
Last Updated: December 12, 2025
1. Introduction
Welcome to Raj Ahmed's official portfolio site (yeah, *that* Raj ). This site showcases my journey, projects, achievements, and pure genius across engineering, coding, rap, and rebellion.
By accessing this site, you're agreeing to these terms. Don’t agree? Simply close this tab and go cry to your mom 💅.
2. Intellectual Property Rights
Unless otherwise mentioned, everything here — code, content, swag — is mine. Yes, *Mera hai* 🧠🔥
You may view and share with credit for personal inspiration, but:
- Don't republish my stuff like it’s yours
- Don't sell or rent anything here
- Don’t copy-paste and claim fame
- Sharing is cool, stealing is cringe 🚫
3. User Content
If you decide to send me anything — ideas, code snippets, rap bars — you’re giving me the right to showcase, remix, or reject it however I want (with proper vibes only).
Illegal, abusive, or cringe content will be deleted and maybe roasted too publicly, if I’m feeling spicy 🌶️
4. No Warranties
This site is offered “as-is.” I do my best, but I’m human (barely, considering the grind I’m on 😤). I don’t promise this will be bug-free or always updated. Things happen. Deal with it.
5. Limitations of Liability
I’m not liable for your heartbreak, GPA drop, or any existential crisis caused by my achievements or code 🥲
- No business, emotional, or spiritual losses are my problem
- If your ex gets impressed by my site, that’s your L
6. Reasonableness
If any part of these terms seem “unreasonable,” you're probably not the target audience. IITians, hustlers, cats, and real ones only 🐱🔥
7. Other Parties
Don’t come for my relatives, friends, or cat if you get offended. This is all me. They’re just here to help and witness my rise 🐐
8. Unenforceable Provisions
If any part of this page is deemed “legally unenforceable,” we’ll just vibe with what’s left. Rest still applies ✍️
9. Breaches
Break these terms? I reserve the right to:
- Ban your IP
- Block your ass
- Expose you in a rap diss
- Or possibly send a legal notice to you
10. Variation
Terms might change, just like my sleep cycle. Check back if you're paranoid. Or just trust me, I don’t have time for BS.
11. Entire Agreement
These terms + my Privacy Policy = our full legal bonding. No shady loopholes. Keep it real, keep it simple.
12. Law & Jurisdiction
This site’s vibe follows Indian laws (except maybe my caffeine intake, that’s definitely illegal 💀). Any disputes go to Guwahati courts or wherever I chill next.